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COMSUBBBS Posts: 3669 Location: Kansas City Missouri | Subject: Cowboy in a bar A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas and orders three beers. He then sits at the bar, drinking a sip out of each glass in turn. This goes on for a few weeks until the bartender says, "You know, beer goes flat after pouring - why don't you just buy them one at a time?" The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers: one is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When they left our home we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So, I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way, but one day, he comes in and only orders two beers. The room falls silent, but eventually the bartender says, "Look, I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." The cowboy looks puzzled for a moment, but then he laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "I've given up drinking." Next door to the bar, A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" The shopkeeper bends down to her level, smiling, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby, or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" The little girl leans forward and whispers, "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit." Edited by GaryKC 2018-03-22 2:19 PM | ||
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Master and Commander Posts: 2490 Location: East Coast of Wisconsin | Subject: RE: Cowboy in a bar Duly forwarded. Thanks. | ||
