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Senior Crew
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Location: Communist Humboldt County | Subject: time for a little light hearted laughter
> Subject:Would you Re-marry?
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> Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
> over at him and asks the question.
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> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
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> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
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> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
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> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
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> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
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> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
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> WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look)
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> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
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> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
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> HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house."
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> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
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> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
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> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
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> HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new."
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> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
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> HUSBAND: " That would seem like the proper thing to do."
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> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
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> HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own."
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> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"
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> HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times."
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> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"
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> HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed."
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> WIFE: - silence -
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> HUSBAND: ". . . s**t." |
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COMSUBBBS
Posts: 6180
Location: Summerville, SC | Subject: RE: time for a little light hearted laughter
You've got to be very, very careful when being interegated under all circumstances. BTDT <:~))) |
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Old Salt
Posts: 256
| Subject: RE: time for a little light hearted laughter
Fortunately.......my wife doesn't play golf.........tincanman
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Mess cooking
Posts: 40
| Subject: RE: time for a little light hearted laughter
BTDT , stuck with no . Cause any other marrage would be disappointing , she hasn't asked again ; ) |
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time for a little light hearted laughter
