I will have you know, ... !

JrKrup, Skimmer	Posted 2019-05-23 12:14 PM (#94076)
Master and Commander Posts: 1323 Location: Oxnard, CA	Subject: I will have you know, ... ! I just got back from a colonoscopy. My head is NOT up my ass, as many of you believe. And I have pictures to prove it! 3 small polyps, all removed.
Ric	Posted 2019-05-23 12:44 PM (#94077 - in reply to #94076)
Plankowner Posts: 9165 Location: Upper lefthand corner of the map.	Subject: RE: I will have you know, ... ! Congrats...... on not loosing your head!
Thomas Courtien	Posted 2019-05-23 7:52 PM (#94078 - in reply to #94076)
Master and Commander Posts: 1890 Location: Patterson, New York	Subject: RE: I will have you know, ... ! Yes, a colonoscopy...the procedure is the best nap I ever had.
GaryKC	Posted 2019-05-24 5:57 AM (#94079 - in reply to #94076)
COMSUBBBS Posts: 3671 Location: Kansas City Missouri	Subject: RE: I will have you know, ... ! Edited by GaryKC 2019-05-25 2:36 PM (have you seen it.jpg) Attachments ---------------- have you seen it.jpg (163KB - 527 downloads)
geno	Posted 2019-05-24 7:30 AM (#94083 - in reply to #94076)
Old Salt Posts: 272 Location: Vista, Ca.	Subject: RE: I will have you know, ... ! Thank goodness colonoscopies happen only (usually) every ten years. And it's always good to get a favorable report. Not to get into a I can do you one better battle, I must go the other route shortly.I will be undergoing a "endoscopic retrograde cholangiopancreatogram (ERCP). Sounds like some nuke tea kettle exam that's worse than an ORSE. Thank goodness I'll be out like a light.
Gil	Posted 2019-05-24 10:31 AM (#94085 - in reply to #94076)
Master and Commander Posts: 1605	Subject: RE: I will have you know, ... ! Great news on all counts.  Excuse my ignorance Jon, but the three small polyps were removed at a separate visit?  I just got back from a colonoscopy. My head is NOT up my ass, as many of you believe. And I have pictures to prove it! 3 small polyps, all removed.
steamboat	Posted 2019-05-24 3:59 PM (#94088 - in reply to #94076)
Master and Commander Posts: 1814 Location: Boydton, Virginia	Subject: RE: I will have you know, ... ! After my first one about 15 years ago, the Doctor came out and told my wife ( I was still zonked) that everything was fine. She tweaked his message by saying that I was a perfect a**hole! (But Ya'll already knew that). Steamboat sends
Scrivener	Posted 2019-05-24 5:47 PM (#94089 - in reply to #94076)
Senior Crew Posts: 217	Subject: RE: I will have you know, ... ! I feel sorry for proctologists. Every day, when they get up, they know with certainty that all day long they will have to deal with one a**hole after another.
JrKrup, Skimmer	Posted 2019-05-24 6:16 PM (#94090 - in reply to #94085)
Master and Commander Posts: 1323 Location: Oxnard, CA	Subject: RE: I will have you know, ... ! Gil: the polyp removal is done during the procedure. See a polyp, remove a polyp. I had a colonoscopy 5 years ago and they found 5 polyps, all removed. And I didn't feel a thing.
Gil	Posted 2019-05-25 11:38 AM (#94096 - in reply to #94076)
Master and Commander Posts: 1605	Subject: RE: I will have you know, ... ! Thanks!
Don Gentry	Posted 2019-05-25 1:26 PM (#94102 - in reply to #94076)
Admin Posts: 2297 Location: Renton, WA	Subject: RE: I will have you know, ... ! I asked them to keep me somewhat awake for my first one - it was fascinating to watch (including a polyp removal).  Had 3 since and enjoyed the nap!