Took my first unaided steps today |
Doc Gardner |
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Master and Commander Posts: 2254 Location: Foothills of the Ozarks | Subject: Took my first unaided steps today Hilda the Hun armed with a cattle prod, whistle, riding crop and dressed in jackboots and jodphurs got me to take my first steps today without my crutches. I didn't fall down and I have learned the true meaning of "chu vill enjoy dis; am I klear?". Actually, she is very nice, very professional and doesn't take any crap or excuses. She then hooked me up to some electric gizmo for 20 minutes but all they got was my name, rank and serial number and I got a 20 minute nap. My early morning walks have taken on a whole new dimension. I hope to shed the crutches by the end of this week. | ||
Bob Melley |
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Old Salt Posts: 256 | Subject: RE: Took my first unaided steps today I'd lay off the roller skates for another couple of weeks if I were you......... | ||
Ralph Luther |
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COMSUBBBS Posts: 6180 Location: Summerville, SC | Subject: RE: Took my first unaided steps today Vot ever Hilda vonts Hilda gets. If it's roller blades it VILL BE roller blades. Ain't that right Doc? | ||
Sewer Pipe Snipe |
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Master and Commander Posts: 1796 Location: Albany, GA. | Subject: RE: Took my first unaided steps today Jeez, some folks have all the fun. Wonder what kind of bribe could affect her judgement as to how hard you should be working. If you were in a Navy Hospital, they would have you swabing halls for theropy. | ||