The real story of my leg is finally revealed |
Doc Gardner |
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Master and Commander Posts: 2254 Location: Foothills of the Ozarks | Subject: The real story of my leg is finally revealed The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate As you all know my wife and I live near a city filled with crime. Since we are getting older we decided to get a guard dog. So one day my wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog." And the clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But she knows karate." My wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair." The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and broke it in half. So my wife bought the dog and brought it home. It's a cute little dog but I was expecting a big guard dog. She told me that it knew karate, and me and my smart mouth said "Karate my ass!"? Fortunately for me the dog couldn't jump that high and only broke my leg. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. | ||
GaryKC |
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COMSUBBBS Posts: 3673 Location: Kansas City Missouri | Subject: RE: The real story of my leg is finally revealed Doc, thanks for the "REAL" story. (BullRepellent.jpg) Attachments ---------------- BullRepellent.jpg (49KB - 684 downloads) | ||
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Mess cooking Posts: 46 Location: east river, South Dakota | Subject: RE: The real story of my leg is finally revealed Hmmmm, now that sounds like s tory my brothers would tell, except they would make it a really nasty cat or such, never a small dog You forgot to tell us how the dog is doing now? | ||
Sewer Pipe Snipe |
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Master and Commander Posts: 1796 Location: Albany, GA. | Subject: RE: The real story of my leg is finally revealed I know all about them dogs. My two have taken up Judo. They will trip me up in a minute. Especially if I am carrying anything ediable. I never knew it was so easy for them to throw me on the ground. Since the Airdale no longer has hogs to fight, she has taken to hating squirrels. I have learned not to innocently get between her and her intended target. Friendship seems to go by the wayside, and anyone in the way had better move, or they will have paw prints across there butt. | ||
RCK |
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Master and Commander Posts: 1431 | Subject: RE: The real story of my leg is finally revealed When I read that I fell outta my chair laughing. I read it to my wife and she about s**t her britches laughing. Good one Doc!!! | ||