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Master and Commander Posts: 1405 Location: Houston, TX (Best state in the US) | Subject: I'm not even implying these folks are related to Ralph Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. .' 2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?' 1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!' 2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's noth in'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warsh in' machines!' 1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?' 2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!' 3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.' 1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?' 3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker. | ||
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Master and Commander Posts: 2357 | Subject: Speaking of 'Dumb' as you were.... ... the boy from South Carolina ( Ralph ) fell from the 3rd floor window as he was ironing his curtains..... ( c'mon, it's 0555, give me a break, laugh! ) Blue *_* | ||
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COMSUBBBS Posts: 6180 Location: Summerville, SC | Subject: RE: I'm not even implying these folks are related to Ralph CAN"T GET ME , DAVE!!!!!! Not even with Blue's help. | ||