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Great Sage of the Sea
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When you have a ' I Hate My Job' day, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your WALGREENS and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '
Now ... aren't you glad you don't work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson?
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
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Old Salt
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Do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
(it's the tast!)
Sorry I couldn't resist
Take Care,
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COMSUBBBS
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Location: Wappingers Falls, NY | Subject: RE: And, if you think your job is hard ...
OOOOOO...YUCK...!! that was soooooo bad!!! ; > ))))
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And, if you think your job is hard ...
