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Location: Alexandria, Virginia | Subject: Warshot, Fer Gawdsakes Man don't piss off the Chinese
We owe the little bastards more money than you can multiply on a Hewlett-Packard technologically enhanced money figure-outter. Something like two zillion-quadrillian. Just for collateral we had to put up Texas, Wisconsin, the Grand Canyon, Parris Island, Salt Lake City, the NFL. United Mine Workers and Fox News....Every tool in HOME DEPOT comes with two egg rolls and a fortune cookie. You ever think you would see the day every damn STANLEY tool had "made in China" on it? Chinese BUCK KNIVES.....Chinese toothpaste? Cat food? Military uniforms? Flak vests? If we fight the sonuvabitches we'll have to negotiate some kind of time out resupply arrangement so we can buy stuff we need to fight them with...on credit. Anyone remember the days when every town had one Chinese restaurant and you had to damn near drive across town to get chop-suey or egg-foo-yong? Now the damn things are on every corner...China Garden, Mister Woo's Carry Out, Fung Wing Wong's Palace of Many Delights....Honest to God, in Fredericksburg, Virginia there's a Fukien Gourmet....I'm told the proper pronunciation is Fooooo-king....The Fooooo-king Gooor-may...Yeah, Right. The Chinese own us...The next thing you know they'll be selling the Mexicans border fence hopping pogosticks or carnival cannons that will shoot the rascals over into Oklahoma. Damn Ron, don't aggrivate the little (insensitive word) eyed sonuvabitches. We might have to give them Tiger Woods, Kim Bassenger, Bill O'Rielly, Opra Winfrey and two players to be named later. They have us by our collective short curlies and could dry up the Federal payroll, Social Security, Wal-Mart and the Episcopal Church if they called in all of our long overdue paper. Those little pork fried rice pushers could have the Statue of Liberty standing out there in New York harbor in her bra and panties.....and Uncle Sam cutting leg holes in a seabag to cover his bare butt. When nobody was looking we hocked our national ass to Mao's Money Monkeys....Hell, we'll be eating Chung-King Lotus Blossom Duck Chowder until your grandkids are 150...You think we've got an out of control China/US trade deficit now? You wait, you round eyed western dumb-ox.....wait until Wan-Ho is taking you to work at the People's Hamburger and Fishhead Emporium in his five seat rickshaw so you can make the requisite yen to pay your part of the GREAT US/CHINA DEBT....When your Grandson is part of The Son's of Cho-En-Li Peoples Scout Pioneers and is assigned to run in a giant San Antonio power generating squirrel cage....And your Granddaughter is in the SHAME ON YOU AMERICA FOR CAUSING GLOBAL WARMING as a featured performer in the world touring classical opera company. Warshot, you think all these chink-chow joints might be logistical feeding stations for the invading force when they arrive? You taking odds on how long it will be until the words Formosa (Taiwan) will be as extinct as the warbond....pay-as-you-go combat and wartime production with MADE IN THE USA printed or stamped on it? For gawdsakes don't make the Peking Duck chomping rapscallions mad....I don't want to wind up singing Carry Me Back to Old Wan-Chin, hoeing rice somewhere up the Wong Po....and Watching Hopalong Chow-Ching at the Ding-Ho Peoples Film Emporium. Warshot...the bastards own us. DEX |
Warshot, Fer Gawdsakes Man don't piss off the Chinese
