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At random: "Alright gentlemen up and at it...Rub-a-Dub Dub, let's scrub up the F***ing sub!" - Garnett Curtis, COB, USS Phoenix

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Ric

Posted 2017-09-30 9:28 AM (#85232)

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Subject: Good one

Many years ago, I was smart enough, (yeah, right), to have copied Martini's "Golden Rivet" humor page to file. In reading through it I came across this gem. No idea what has become of it now.

"A striker for the TM's was requested to order 10 more water slugs, he filled out the paper work but could not find the part #. The TM3 who instigated this filled in the phony # any had him route it up the COC.

The only fault that the TM3 made was that he filled in a price tag that exceeded the normal limits and had to be signed by the captain who happened to be sleeping.

The OOD relayed the request to the captain without reading the chit thoroughly. After several minutes the captain came storming into Control (in his underwear) yelling that the type of water slugs ordered were not the correct size !!!! Needless to say the rest of control was in tears when the captain departed."

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