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At random: A submarine often navigates by sound when submerged. Sound can travel 3,000 nautical miles or more through water.
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Ric
Posted 2017-10-16 12:10 PM (#85374)


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Location: Upper lefthand corner of the map.
Subject: ......and.

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We
have some Sub Sailors up here who’s causing problems. They're
swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, breakfast SOS is
all over their robes, they’re racing the chariots, and they're wearing
dixie cups and piss cutters instead of their halos. They refuse to keep
the ladder to heaven clean. There are beer cans all over the place.
Some of them are walking around with just one wing."

The Lord said, "Sub Sailors are Submariners, Gabriel. Heaven is
home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems,
call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Hold on a minute."
The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do
for you?"

Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems
you're having down there."

The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."
After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said,
"I'm back. Now what was the question?"

Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on."

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. He returned and said ,
"I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those damn A-Gangers
have put out my fire and are trying to install air conditioning."



Runner485
Posted 2017-10-17 4:32 AM (#86382 - in reply to #85374)


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Location: New Jersey
Subject: RE: ......and.

Good one Ric....
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