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At random: Habitability is heavily stressed in the construction of modern submarines. Specially designed color schemes, mechanical conveniences, air conditioning, and the best chow in the Navy are supplied to make the vessels more livable. A full time staff is maintained by Electric Boat Division to work out 'human engineering' problems.

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PEP

Posted 2007-09-30 7:47 PM (#7922)

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Posts: 131

Location: Communist Humboldt County

Subject: time for a little light hearted laughter

> Subject:Would you Re-marry?
>
> Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
> over at him and asks the question.
>
> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>
> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>
> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
>
> WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look)
>
> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
>
> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house."
>
> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>
> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new."
>
> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>
> HUSBAND: " That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>
> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
>
> HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own."
>
> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times."
>
> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"
>
> HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed."
>
> WIFE: - silence -
>
> HUSBAND: ". . . s**t."

Ralph Luther

Posted 2007-10-01 4:18 AM (#7924 - in reply to #7922)

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Posts: 6180

Location: Summerville, SC

Subject: RE: time for a little light hearted laughter

You've got to be very, very careful when being interegated under all circumstances. BTDT <:~)))

Bob Melley

Posted 2007-10-01 6:59 AM (#7928 - in reply to #7922)

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Posts: 256

Subject: RE: time for a little light hearted laughter

Fortunately.......my wife doesn't play golf.........tincanman

nhegge

Posted 2007-10-01 9:42 AM (#7929 - in reply to #7922)

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Posts: 40

Subject: RE: time for a little light hearted laughter

BTDT , stuck with no . Cause any other marrage would be disappointing , she hasn't asked again ; )

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