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At random: Long considered a versatile and deadly instrument of war, the submarine has broadened her capabilities with the adoption of nuclear power. Today the submarine serves as a ballistic missile platform, early warning station, killer of surface and underwater vessels, scout, coastal raider troop transport, supply ship, mine layer, and seaplane tender.

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Runner485

Posted 2007-07-09 10:06 AM (#5202)

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Subject: A Smile!

> 50 dollars is 50 dollars
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> Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every
> year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter".
> Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50
> dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". One year Esther and Morris went to
> the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride
> that helicopter, I might never get another chance." Esther replied,
> "Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars".
> The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll
> take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire
> ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's
> 50 dollars."
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> Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of
> fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks
> over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot
> turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you
> to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"
>
> Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when
> Esther fell out, but you know -- 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
>
>

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