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At random: "I don't know why they call it 'eternal patrol', rather than 'eternal rest camp'? I was never afraid in rest camp.” -- Howard "Shorty" Evans - USS Queenfish SS 393
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Sewer Pipe Snipe
Posted 2018-04-25 7:36 AM (#88208)
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Location: Albany, GA.		Subject: From Ron's Board because Ralph might not see it

Ralph's New Boots

Ralph, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots so he bought a pair and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Ethel, age 75, looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Ralph stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

He asked Ethel a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Ethel looked up and said with her best deadpan look, "Ralph, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Ralph yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, ETHEL?"

"Nope. Not a clue, Ralph," she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

Without missing a beat Ethel replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ralph. Shoulda bought a hat!

Runner485
Posted 2018-04-25 10:13 AM (#88209 - in reply to #88208)


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Location: New Jersey		Subject: RE: From Ron's Board because Ralph might not see it

Walt you are baaaad!
Ralph Luther
Posted 2018-04-26 5:32 AM (#88213 - in reply to #88208)
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Location: Summerville, SC		Subject: RE: From Ron's Board because Ralph might not see it

Not me. Haven't hit the 80 mark.....yet.
GaryKC
Posted 2018-04-26 6:45 AM (#88214 - in reply to #88208)


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Location: Kansas City Missouri		Subject: RE: From Ron's Board because Ralph might not see it





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Sewer Pipe Snipe
Posted 2018-04-26 8:19 AM (#88216 - in reply to #88208)
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Location: Albany, GA.		Subject: RE: From Ron's Board because Ralph might not see it

Dam, I would hate to be the guy pouring the water in that condenser on a real still. They would be lucky to get half a pint off that small mash. Split four ways? Talk about barely wetting your whistle.
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