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At random: "Any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile... can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction,...' I served in the United States Navy'.” -- John F. Kennedy
Sip The Wine Of The Living Dead
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RCK
Posted 2007-10-30 3:27 PM (#8718)
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Subject: Sip The Wine Of The Living Dead

But First On Earth As Vampire Sent,
thy corpse shall from tomb be rent.
Then ghastly haunt thy native place,
and suck the blood of all thy race.
There from daughter,sister,wife,
at midnight drain the stream of life.
Yet loathe the banquet which perforce,
must feed thy livid living corpse.
Shall know the demon for their sire,
at cursing thee, thou cursing them.
Thy flowers are withered on the stem.

Lord Byron, The Glamour,1813

Happy Halloween YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Corabelle
Posted 2007-10-30 5:56 PM (#8728 - in reply to #8718)


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Posts: 2561

Location: Rapid City, SD
Subject: Urban Legends!

The curators of the Cairo Museum became concerned when they discovered insects had attacked the remains of King Tutankammen. After experts were summoned they concluded several species of boll weevils had infested the Egyptian ruler.

Proving: Mummy is the loot of all weevils.


When Comedian Jack Benny died the family was not happy with how his hair was done. So it was re-cut and styled. Still the family wasn't happy, so in desperation his head was shaved bald. This also wasn't satisfactory, so instead of a traditional ceremony, Mr. Benny was cremated.

Proving: A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.


When identical twins Amahl and Juan Rimerez were washed overboard the naval cruiser they both served on, only one ot the twins' bodies was recovered. The full military funeral was held for both men with one body present.

Proving: If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amahl.


I know - pretty bad. Would you believe that these were in a newsletter that I received from a funeral home? Unbelievable.



Cora
Ralph Luther
Posted 2007-10-31 7:05 AM (#8749 - in reply to #8718)
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Posts: 6180

Location: Summerville, SC
Subject: RE: Sip The Wine Of The Living Dead

Keep your day job, Cora.

Edited by Ralph Luther 2007-10-31 7:06 AM
Bob Melley
Posted 2007-10-31 7:16 AM (#8751 - in reply to #8718)
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Posts: 256

Subject: RE: Sip The Wine Of The Living Dead

Ralph's right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RCK
Posted 2007-10-31 7:23 AM (#8752 - in reply to #8718)
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Posts: 1431

Subject: RE: Sip The Wine Of The Living Dead

There actually is a wine from Transylvania called "Vampire". It's good!!!
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