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At random: "I don't know why we have to be down here on this hold down exercise(at the 60th hour). Hell, I went through this on the Thresher (SS 200) during WW ll with a Nip Sea Going Tug hooked onto our screw guards, trying to lift our butts out of the water. They didn't get us then, and these Tin Cans (ours) ain't going to get us now." -- "Hambone" Hamilton SD1 (SS). "Hambone" made 13 war patrols on USS Remora, SS-487, uttered these words in July 1957 during a hold down exercise off Kobe Japan.

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GaryKC

Posted 2007-11-15 6:25 AM (#9215)

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Location: Kansas City Missouri

Subject: Politically Correctness

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

And furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"

Bob Melley

Posted 2007-11-15 10:19 AM (#9221 - in reply to #9215)

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Posts: 256

Subject: RE: Politically Correctness

The real fun here would be to add specific examples for each PC definiton.......However, in the spirit of togetherness,
I'll let some other member take care of that.......The ideas for such examples are mind boggling!!!!!
Tincanman

Flapper

Posted 2007-11-15 3:34 PM (#9227 - in reply to #9221)

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Posts: 1107

Location: Tucson AZ

Subject: I'll get 'er rolling, Bob!

Bob Melley - 2007-11-14 10:19 PM

The real fun here would be to add specific examples for each PC definiton.......However, in the spirit of togetherness,
I'll let some other member take care of that.......The ideas for such examples are mind boggling!!!!!
Tincanman

Here you go, Bob!
From the list for Men:

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"

Bob Melley

Posted 2007-11-17 6:59 AM (#9259 - in reply to #9215)

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Posts: 256

Subject: RE: Politically Correctness

Terrific.......hard to see how anyone could beat this example.......
Give a new meaning to the term good old boys.........I think I was thrown out of that joint for wearing pressed chinos, a button down collar shirt and a sport jacket.....long time ago.......Put on my bird hunting jacket, Bean boots and orange vest and they bought me a round of drinks..... South eastern corner of GA, not too far from the FL state line......Right?????
Bob

Corabelle

Posted 2007-11-17 4:52 PM (#9269 - in reply to #9215)

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Location: Rapid City, SD

Subject: Good Lord - all four of them!

They look like the man that worked on my a/c a couple years ago. FREQUENTLY, he would pull his pants back up. They stayed up as long as his hands were still on them. He wasted lots of energy this way.

Eh - why do men wear their pants this way?

Cora

Edited by Corabelle 2007-11-17 4:54 PM

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