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COMSUBBBS
Posts: 3202
Location: Alexandria, Virginia | Subject: Ray "Olgoat" Stone Report
Yesterday Stoops shot a flaming arrow into my tee-pee with a note tied to it stating (translation of indian talk message follows) "You falling down on job..no news many moons on Goatman...Get off fat butt and git news on location of meestur goato." Talked to Ray late last night. At the time he was in Seattle waiting to board a plane for home, I volunteered to meet him at Reagan Airport upon arrival but he had that covered. Just got off the phone with him. He tried to crank The Bordello-mobile (The Bordello-mobi8le is Rays car. The sonuvabitch has everything you can stuff into a car the size of a DE...Magic Fingers seats, dashboard blender, Bose symphany hall sound system, condom vending machine, GPS that gives directions in forty-two languages, a stewardess and back seat wet bar, DVD player and walk-in cigar humidor and hooks for removed lingerie....this morning it also has a deader than hell battery. We have our monthly SubVets meeting this morning and I am leaving in a few minutes to pick up El Goato and haul his worthless butt to the giant pow-wow. El Goato is home...back in his cave and "Ready for love"....Mothers lock up your daughters. Hey Stoops, Am I off the hook? DEX |
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COMSUBBBS
Posts: 6180
Location: Summerville, SC | Subject: RE: Ray "Olgoat" Stone Report
Good to hear the the OLD ONE is back on his home turf. Now maybe the elements will begin to settle back into place. I'm sure that Pres. Bush is beginning to relax since he's been getting the blame for everything.
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Master and Commander
Posts: 2357
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...you have done nothing but blame everything on me!!.....especially the 'elements'! lol
Shame Ray wasn't home when we had our get together.....but anyways, "welcome back Ray"
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COMSUBBBS
Posts: 6180
Location: Summerville, SC | Subject: RE: Ray "Olgoat" Stone Report
Oh, Ah, Yeah, that's right, we blamed the weather on you. Ray messed up the other er a elements.
He sure did miss a good time in Annapolis and we missed seeing him too. |
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Plankowner
Posts: 9165
Location: Upper lefthand corner of the map. | Subject: RE: Ray "Olgoat" Stone Report
Lock up your daughters, hell,... protect your livestock...oh, wait,... that's Ramjet...... |
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COMSUBBBS
Posts: 2540
Location: Wappingers Falls, NY | Subject: RE: Ray "Olgoat" Stone Report...Welcome home, Ray...
Good to have you back on this side of the World. Please give him our best, Dex.
Patti & "John Garry" Lynn |
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Master and Commander
Posts: 1431
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Me thinks with all the bullhokey Ray had to put up with while running his BBS, the surgery was a walk in the park. Glad to hear your doin well. Best wishes to you and yours. |
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COMSUBBBS
Posts: 3202
Location: Alexandria, Virginia | Subject: RE: Ray "Olgoat" Stone Report
RCK, Ray didn't have surgery, that was Garry aka John....Ray went to California to care for both Mother and Father in the terminal stages of thier lives. Both passed away and Ray took care of the details of memorial services, disposition of family effects and records...the division of the Estate and tying up the loose ends and managing the unexpected. In short, he deid what loyal sons are expected to do. I drove him to SubVets earlier today. If I can be very serious for a moment...All of the posts especially the entries in the funeral home registry, made by the members of Gentry's Flying Circus meant more than he will ever be able to express in a post of appreciation Ray is a big ape not given to emotional outburst and teary eyed weepy gushing statement but as he turned the pages in the memorial book compiled by the funeral directoir, that included your expressions of repect, he got a little choked up and looked at me and sauid..."How damn lucky we are to be card carrying members of this magnificent Brotherhood." Let me add an AMEN to that. He's back, looks good...is as ornery as usual...and is presently waiting for Triple A to arrive and resurect his auto battery....RCK, you may have hit on a great idea...We may have to send him in for a California attitude ectomy...He says "Hey Dude" a lot, has GO HILLARY tattooed on both eyelids...lip rivets...fushia colored hair and a Tee shirt reading "To Hell with the Berkley Campus Cops" He's heading back out to California after he takes care of what he needs to around here....and catches up on patting barmaid behinds and winking at old ladies going in to get their legs waxed and pick up their chain link underwired bras. DEX |
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Master and Commander
Posts: 1431
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UH,OH! I shoulda looked at earlier posts and I shoulda realized that an operation would have worn out a half dozen surgeons, a dozen gas passers, and dulled a couple gross of Bard Parker Scapules tryin to get through the hyde of an old smoke boat sailor. Glad to hear he's not sick!  |
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Great Sage of the Sea
Posts: 561
Location: Belleview, Fl | Subject: RE: Ray "Olgoat" Stone Report
been away from the boards way too long, didn't know that the Olgoat's folks had passed away... damn shame... Ray for what it's worth I am sorry for your loss shipmate and may they be in a better place now.
Hand Salute...
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Master and Commander
Posts: 1107
Location: Tucson AZ | Subject: RE: Ray "Olgoat" Stone Report
Ric - 2008-03-08 9:17 AMLock up your daughters, hell,... protect your livestock...oh, wait,... that's Ramjet......
I dunno, ric; that pretty much appies to ANY 3-sheets-to-the-wind boat sailor.
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Ray "Olgoat" Stone Report
