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At random: Among the 'first' that Electric Boat Division has introduced into American submarines, have been the marine Diesel engine, the perfected use of the storage battery, the combination of battery and internal combustion engine, and the world's first adaptation of nuclear energy to propulsion in the USS NAUTILUS.

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Corabelle

Posted 2008-03-08 9:12 AM (#13648)

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Subject: From "Humor in Uniform" in the latest Reader's Digest

The New ensign was trying to impress everybody with what he'd learned in Submarine Schol when the master chief cut him off. "Listen, sir, it's simple," he said. "Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface. Divide by two. If it doesn't come out even, don't open the hatch."

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A Navy man gave his son the birds-and-bees talk before leaving for his first deployment, but he later realized the boy hadn't fully understood. Three months into his tour of duty, the lieutenant received a letter that asked, "Will you come home if Mommy gets pregnant?"

Cora

Edited by Corabelle 2008-03-08 9:19 AM

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