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Hey DEX...here she is....
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Launcher Lary
Posted 2008-04-07 7:49 AM (#14724)


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Subject: Hey DEX...here she is....

She finally fits into the blouse that you and the Metric Built Blonde sent her, and when she wears her "Submarine Shirt", she walks around going..."dive, dive, arooga, arooga, dive, dive"...she'll be able to marry a bubblehead when she's ready or by that time, be one herself, this is Mackenzie, she's 4 going on 5 going on 15, and she's so much smarter than her pappa!!!!!

Billy Bob



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Launcher Lary
Posted 2008-04-07 8:53 AM (#14725 - in reply to #14724)


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Subject: RE: Hey DEX...here she is....

Never mind, I nuked it out and it's posted above...

Billy Bob

Edited by Launcher Lary 2008-04-07 9:35 AM
dex armstrong
Posted 2008-04-07 10:11 AM (#14728 - in reply to #14724)


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Location: Alexandria, Virginia
Subject: RE: Hey DEX...here she is....

WOW...What a Sweetheart. Great picture. I've got just the date for her....my five year old grandson Calvin aka Bulldozer Harlow. Take care DEX
chiefjoe
Posted 2008-04-07 12:19 PM (#14733 - in reply to #14724)
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Posts: 188

Location: Manassas, VA
Subject: RE: Hey DEX...here she is....

I never cease to be amazed at how the Lord can put so much beauty and love in such a small package.

Joe P
Mac McCoy
Posted 2008-04-07 7:59 PM (#14754 - in reply to #14724)
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Posts: 214

Location: Ladson SC
Subject: RE: Hey DEX...here she is....

In a few years we can introduce her to one or two of my grandsons. They being descendants of an old Andrew Jackson sailor would fit just perfectly with that beautiful young lady with the Jackson patch on her blouse.
Tom Conlon
Posted 2008-04-07 8:59 PM (#14756 - in reply to #14724)
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Location: Harrison, NJ
Subject: RE: Hey DEX...here she is....

I have a newly minted TM she might be interested in in a few years. :-)
Launcher Lary
Posted 2008-04-08 5:50 AM (#14761 - in reply to #14724)


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Subject: RE: Hey DEX...here she is....

You know guys, I'm being both dad and poppa right now, soooooo, hopefully they'll be taught proper fetchin' up's and respect fer ladies and I won't have to clean my gun when they visit...other than that, bring 'em on, right now she has a little boy friend at daycare that she sez she's gonna marry, we'll see 'bout that

Oh and Mac, she's related to an ol' A.J. sailor herself, who was also a TM when he rode her (Tom already knows this...BTW, congrats Tom).

Thanks guys,

Billy Bob
steamboat
Posted 2008-04-08 7:58 AM (#14765 - in reply to #14761)
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Location: Boydton, Virginia
Subject: RE: Hey DEX...here she is....

What a prescious little bundle of joy! She is a real Sweetheart, BB!
Steamboat sends
Jim M.
Posted 2008-04-08 8:12 AM (#14766 - in reply to #14761)


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Subject: RE: Hey DEX...here she is....

Launcher Lary - 2008-04-08 5:50 AM

.....and I won't have to clean my gun ......Billy Bob


BB... I do know what you mean.. a very cute little girl.. my little one is a cute 3-1/2 year old girl.. people at work wonder why I cultivate friendships amongst the Federal law enforcement officers..
Roger Ramjet
Posted 2008-04-09 6:02 AM (#14797 - in reply to #14724)


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Subject: RE: Hey DEX...here she is....

Billy Bob,
She's a beautiful little girl.... So, who's her daddy?
Ramjet
Launcher Lary
Posted 2008-04-09 8:25 AM (#14803 - in reply to #14797)


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Subject: RE: Hey DEX...here she is....

RR, my friggin' douce-bag ex son-in-law...can I say douce-bag here???

Billy Bob
Corabelle
Posted 2008-04-09 8:45 AM (#14806 - in reply to #14803)


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Subject: What's a douce bag?

I've heard of a douche bag, but .... can a man be such a thing?

Cora

Oh, I just looked douce up in the dictionary.. It means, "sober; gentle; sedate." So, there is such a word. Does this fit your ex son-in-law?


Roger Ramjet
Posted 2008-04-09 9:26 AM (#14810 - in reply to #14806)


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Subject: RE: What's a douce bag?


Oh, I just looked douce up in the dictionary.. It means, "sober; gentle; sedate." So, there is such a word. Does this fit your ex son-in-law?




Cora, what sort of a FUNKEN WAGNALLS dictionary do you have? I can't even find "DOUCE" and "DOUCHE" doesn't say anything about "sober, gentle or sedate"... it's more about body cavities and the like....
Ramjet
Jim M.
Posted 2008-04-09 12:02 PM (#14815 - in reply to #14810)


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Subject: RE: What's a douce bag?

Yup... Mr. Ramjet is back... life can get back to the absurd now..heh heh heh...
Corabelle
Posted 2008-04-09 12:28 PM (#14816 - in reply to #14810)


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Subject: Roger, Roger, Roger...

It's a Reader's Digest Complete Wordfinder.

... and, it says:
douce /doos/ adj. SC. sober; gentle; sedate. [ME f OF dous douce f. L dulcis sweet]

and right under that is:
douche /doosh/ n. & v. n. 1 a jet of liquid applied to a body part or cavity for cleansing or medicinal purposes. 2 a device for producing such a jet v. 1 tr. treat with a douche. 2 intr. use a douche. [F f. It/ docci pipe [ f/ docciare pour by drops ult. f. L ductus: see duct]

I don't know what all the intiials stand for, but I think I got them all in.

So, I'm dedouching (or, is that dedoosing?) that Billy Bob really likes his ex son-in-law.



Cora
Launcher Lary
Posted 2008-04-10 5:50 AM (#14833 - in reply to #14816)


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Subject: Here Cora...

...let's try this JUST for you...

RR, my friggin' butt-plug of an ex son-in-law...can I say butt-plug here???

Billy Bob

Sorry for the mix up Corabelle, maybe you should just ask if you don't understand instead of trying to analyze it.
Flapper
Posted 2008-04-10 7:15 AM (#14845 - in reply to #14816)


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Location: Tucson AZ
Subject: Cora, Cora, Cora

Cora, in sailorese 'douchebag' can refer to either a guy's toiletry kit ... or a poor excuse for a human being.
Corabelle
Posted 2008-04-10 12:15 PM (#14863 - in reply to #14833)


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Location: Rapid City, SD
Subject: Yes, but -

You can't say, "friggin." I understood, just havin' fun here. Hope you weren't offended.



Cora
Skii
Posted 2008-04-10 12:20 PM (#14864 - in reply to #14724)


Great Sage of the Sea

Posts: 597

Location: Tucson, Arizona
Subject: RE: Hey DEX...here she is....

Not sure if your both referring to a before or after douche bag - there is a big difference.

dj
Tom McNulty
Posted 2008-04-10 12:43 PM (#14865 - in reply to #14724)


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Posts: 1455

Subject: RE: Hey DEX...here she is....

All this and Billy Bob just wanted to show of his pciture. It's simple, a douche bag is the same as A@#H*&e and douche kit is where we all carried our perosnal hygiene products. Or if you were a TM a corn cob and a small bottle of Aqua Velva.

What a cute child. My second grandaughter will be arriving next week. Her name will also be MacKenzie.
Launcher Lary
Posted 2008-04-11 9:04 AM (#14882 - in reply to #14863)


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Posts: 192

Subject: RE: Yes, Cora but -

...I have to, 'coz the real word I wanted to use ain't allowed here...I wasn't offended, I've got thick skin to go along with my thick head, there are things that'll set me off, but I ain't sayin' what they are...

Billy Bob

Edited by Launcher Lary 2008-04-11 9:05 AM
Launcher Lary
Posted 2008-04-11 9:10 AM (#14883 - in reply to #14865)


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Posts: 192

Subject: RE: Hey DEX...here she is....

Thanks for being there Tom, btw I used Mennen's like my daddy, not Aqua Velva, and after being on shore duty for 4 years in Bremerton/Bangor, WA, I got use to pine cones, little more abundant and they last longer...congrats on the new addition to the McNulty clan...

Billy Bob
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