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dex armstrong

Posted 2008-04-16 5:06 PM (#15049)

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Subject: Have you guys seen the Pope Mobile??

I don't actually know what today's standard of COOL is...but by any known standard, the POPE MOBILE is cool. I want one....I don't want the hat or that exotic outfit he wears, just the fish tank jitney....Hire yourself a driver and ride along in traffic in air conditioned comfort listening to Glen Miller tunes and waving at everybody. Get yourself one of those Indiana Jones snap brim felt hats...one of those big fat Cuban bootleg stogies Ray Stone fires up three times a day...and a PLAYBOY centerfold to dandle on your knee. Hell, You don't have to be Pope to get a kick out of a four wheel glass box powered by a Briggs and Stratton lawn mower engine...or the economizer El Pope-O Special, powered by a Black and Decker weedeater power unit. That thing is fully capable of going from zero to six miles an hour in ten minutes....and getting the top down requires a four foot long SPAM can key. I love that contraption....but. I found out that they don't sell them to Episcopalians. DEX

Flapper

Posted 2008-04-16 5:40 PM (#15051 - in reply to #15049)

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Subject: RE: Have you guys seen the Pope Mobile??

You mean this one, Dex?

Smiley

Posted 2008-04-17 2:05 PM (#15063 - in reply to #15049)

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Subject: RE: Have you guys seen the Pope Mobile??

With all due respects to the Pope.. I thought it looks like a "Good Humor" ice cream truck... I wonder if we can get a "Pope Cicle"??? Or a "Bar NUN Bar"... or a "Holy Sunday" hold the nuts please.. I like those "Devil Pop ups"

dex armstrong

Posted 2008-04-17 4:37 PM (#15067 - in reply to #15049)

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Subject: RE: Have you guys seen the Pope Mobile??

Flapper, When you posted that POPE MOBILE photo, did you stop for a moment and consider the effect that damn thing would have on old coots with marginal bladder control?...Next time mail out industrial strength PAMPERS before you pull something like that. LOVED IT....DEX

Flapper

Posted 2008-04-17 5:34 PM (#15070 - in reply to #15067)

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Subject: Dex, wait for it ... wait for it ... wait for it ...

dex armstrong - 2008-04-17 5:37 PM
{SNIP!}
Next time mail out industrial strength PAMPERS before you pull something like that. LOVED IT....DEX

You, of all codgers, should well know that one of the primary tenets of industrial strength humor is to never telegraph your punchline!

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