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Great Sage of the Sea
Posts: 781
Location: Port Orchard WA | Subject: RE: Brain Buster...or maybe not...
I appologize to both the EM and Jon I missed EM's post with the answer It kind of got lost for me in the rush of the first group and I forgot how Jon actually spells his name I know how frustrating that can be in my case it is the spelling of the last however and mispronouncing the first |
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COMSUBBBS
Posts: 3202
Location: Alexandria, Virginia | Subject: RE: Brain Buster...or maybe not...
Dearest Miss Lumpy Bumps, Thanks to you, I'm registered here in the State Mental Hospital in a room with legless cats. wheeless buses and backpacks full of kitty litter nuggets. Once I started pulling the legs off the cats, taping UPC codes on them and running them through the scanner, they came to get me. The Humane Society, it seems, doesn't approve of Jon Krup's Kitty Kat Kilbasa and his Kittenloaf.... selling flea and tick collars by the pound...selling tabby cat carcasses for alligator bait....or hauling croaker sacks full of cat legs down to the SAFEWAY to scan them in. Is this information you are seeking critical to national defense research...some ki8nd of impending medical breakthrough...reversal of global warming...or just something some drunk came up with sitting at the bar at 40 School Street?...Does the guy who gets the right answer get to wrinkle up Meg Ryan's nightie? By the way, there should be a UPS truck arriving tomorrow to deliver the 14 tons of leftover cat parts the Humane Society made me get rid off...be sure to remove all the outdoor furniture on your front porch so they will have a place to park the delivery...and I would buy three or four hundred SHELL "NO-PEST" strips to deal with the flies that will be accompanying the delivery. Your secret longrange admirer, DEX |
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Master and Commander
Posts: 1324
Location: Oxnard, CA | Subject: RE: Brain Buster...or maybe not...
Dex, Dex, Dex! How many times I gotta tell ya! I don't make Kitty Kat Kielbasa! That's John Clear.
I make P***y Pot Pie! SHEESH! |
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Brain Buster...or maybe not...
