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Master and Commander Posts: 1247 Location: Rockingham Western Australia | Subject: Be careful what you wish for!! A very nice, innocent woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback and he has no experience with women. She is very happy with him, and she feels that they are perfect for each other. So, they end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the evening. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room is piled in one corner. 'What happened?' she asks. 'I've never been with a woman' he replies, 'but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!'  | ||
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Master and Commander Posts: 2357 | Subject: RE: Be careful what you wish for!! ...and that was Alison's problem, not enough room. Not enough room to run away from ya!  Blue *_* | ||
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| Subject: RE: Be careful what you wish for!! Knowing the Aussie's I do--I believe every word of it. | |||
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