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At random: The Grampus and Pike were commissioned in ceremonies at Mare Island the same day, Thursday, the 28th of May 1903. A young naval officer, Lieutenant Arthur MacArthur III, older brother of General Douglas MacArthur, assumed command for both vessels at the same time.

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RCK

Posted 2008-08-02 10:43 AM (#18191)

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Subject: Huntin The Bear On The Roof

A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers'. He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van.

He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

'What are you going to do?' the homeowner asks. 'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the
bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be
subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.'

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

'What's the shotgun for?' asks the homeowner.

'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.

John396

Posted 2008-08-02 11:14 AM (#18193 - in reply to #18191)

Old Salt

Posts: 403

Location: Sacramento/Twain Harte

Subject: RE: Huntin The Bear On The Roof

Old but good!

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