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Corabelle
Posted 2008-08-17 7:17 PM (#18713)


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Location: Rapid City, SD		Subject: Here's the scenario -

A bad man breaks into a little old lady's house.

"Put your hands up, Mr. Bad Man, sir, while I try to remember where I last put that pistol. I know it's here somewhere."

He's startled by this, but obliges.

"Now, where did I put those bullets? Dad gum it all! Can't find them. Isn't that just like me? Keep your hands up, now, Mr. Bad Man, while I call 911."

Did he? Keep his hands up? Did she? Find the bullets? Only the Shadow knows.

There's no emoticon on here that looks like g-r-r-r-

Just about enough silliness for one evening.



Edited by Corabelle 2008-08-19 7:16 PM
Flapper
Posted 2008-08-17 10:34 PM (#18719 - in reply to #18713)


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Location: Tucson AZ		Subject: RE: Here's the scenerio -

Corabelle, have you been 'tippling' again?
(Not that yours truly has ANYTHING against 'tippling', heh heh.)
Corabelle
Posted 2008-08-18 8:18 AM (#18727 - in reply to #18719)


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Location: Rapid City, SD		Subject: RE: Here's the scenario -

Not me.

Cora

Edited by Corabelle 2008-08-18 8:18 AM
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Posted 2008-08-18 9:17 PM (#18742 - in reply to #18713)


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Location: Wappingers Falls, NY		Subject: RE: Here's the scenario -Cora...

I don't have an emoticon, per say...but see if this will do...



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dex armstrong
Posted 2008-08-19 6:34 AM (#18747 - in reply to #18713)


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Location: Alexandria, Virginia		Subject: RE: Here's the scenario -

Cora, What happened to that twenty seven foot cocadile you keep under the bed? DEX
miss lumpy bumps
Posted 2008-08-19 7:11 PM (#18781 - in reply to #18747)


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Location: Wappingers Falls, NY		Subject: RE: Here's the scenario -

dex armstrong - 2008-08-19 7:34 AM

Cora, What happened to that twenty seven foot" cocadile" you keep under the bed?

Ah Dex...ya gotta get your mind out of the gutter...read this again...hehehe...now we don't want to
think anything bad...but this is just too funny...and I'm sure it was an honest mistake...(giggle, giggle)!!!
Corabelle
Posted 2008-08-19 7:19 PM (#18782 - in reply to #18781)


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Location: Rapid City, SD		Subject: RE: Here's the scenario -

What's a cocadile? I haven't seen anything anywhere near 27 feet long anywhere near my bed for lots of years.

Cora
Stoops
Posted 2008-08-19 7:24 PM (#18784 - in reply to #18713)
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Location: Houston, TX (Best state in the US)		Subject: RE: Here's the scenario -

I think DEX was really meaing a CACAdile......and we all know what Caca means in Spanish....which is consistent with the truckloads of stuff that Dex deposits on the various BBSs. While I know Dex is a choirboy, I also know that he has a tendency to well, shall we say, to bend the facts occasionally....mind you....only very rarely....to make a point.....
We certainly all know and accept that submariners pronouncements are not worthy of disagreements......

so whatever Dex says......that is fact!
Ralph Luther
Posted 2008-08-20 6:06 AM (#18799 - in reply to #18713)
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Location: Summerville, SC		Subject: RE: Here's the scenario -

Dave, have you been hanging out with Beeghly again? What's with this Dex being a choirboy and "whatever Dex says...that a fact". Are you daft? Beeghly must have slipped you something. Hopefully, it was a mickey finn or some out of date juice that Doc Gardner left you.
Ain't no way on God's green Earth could Dex be a choirboy. He couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. Now for a real genuine choirboy you look at Blue. Now that youngster actually sang in a choir.
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