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COMSUBBBS Posts: 2672 Location: New Jersey | Subject: This'll bring a smile to your face 1) NUDITY
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Master and Commander Posts: 2254 Location: Foothills of the Ozarks | Subject: I squirted juice out of my nose with this one The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he goooes.' (I want this line used at my funeral!) They're all funny but #9 takes the prize Great stuff Joe; | ||
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Master and Commander Posts: 1814 Location: Boydton, Virginia | Subject: RE: This'll bring a smile to your face When my brother's daughter was about 3 , the phone rang and she answered. The caller asked for her Daddy and little Annie said he couldn't come to the phone as he was in the bathtub. The caller then asked for her Mommie, where upon Annie said "She is in the bathtub too!" Some things children say haunt you forever! Steamboat sends | ||
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Great Sage of the Sea Posts: 561 | Subject: RE: This'll bring a smile to your face A number of years back my then about 16 months old granddaugher was standing in front of a book shelf in the corner of our living room. The shelf was full of kids books and videos which she was looking at and selecting one she pulled it and as happens to little kids the whole row came with it, falling at her feet. Now remember she can barely say a few basic words and out of her little mouth, in a tiny sweet voice comes, "s**t". My wife looks at me like I know where she heard that and I am trying very, very hard not to laugh. Kids say the darndest things. T.Spoon, DBF | ||
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Master and Commander Posts: 1405 Location: Houston, TX (Best state in the US) | Subject: RE: This'll bring a smile to your face Our first daughter was relatively easy to potty train as she hated dirty diapers! I remember once she was sitting on her little plastic yellow potty chair and she was holding on the sides with her little hands. Then she says, "Mommie, come hold my nose!" Cracked me up! | ||
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