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| Subject: He was a Submarine Sailor of Course An old retired chief, on a ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50 HAND JOB: $100.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?", she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?""I was wondering," whispers the old chief, "are you the young lady who gives the hand jobs?"."Yes," she purrs, "I am."The chief replies, "Well wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger".  | |||
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| Subject: RE: He was a Submarine Sailor of Course lord,lord!!!!!!!! That sounds about like some old, worn out, retired chiefs from around here.  | |||
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