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Ric

Posted 2008-09-24 8:41 AM (#19952)

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Subject: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

You gotta see this...PETA does it again.

http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html

RCK

Posted 2008-09-24 9:02 AM (#19953 - in reply to #19952)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

Oh I don't know.......If I can go around and collect the milk!!!

Land Lubber

Posted 2008-09-24 3:12 PM (#19966 - in reply to #19952)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

And what about the babies the milk was intended for? What are they gonna eat...ice cream???
On the other hand we're gonna need a lot more new mothers, and eventually more schools, clothes, food, SUVs, etc....

MAD DOG

Posted 2008-09-24 5:35 PM (#19969 - in reply to #19952)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

UDDERLY RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stoops

Posted 2008-09-24 6:52 PM (#19970 - in reply to #19952)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid...

well, PETA is just stupid....bunch of adolescent morons who, if left in charge of the country in th3 1800's would have never seen the Mississippi, let alone crossed it....bunch of cowardly wimps!

C Stafford

Posted 2008-09-24 7:08 PM (#19971 - in reply to #19952)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

What is PETA going to say when scientists start genetic engineering women with bigger breasts with more milk output?

GaryKC

Posted 2008-09-24 8:48 PM (#19972 - in reply to #19952)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

I whole handedly support the proposal.

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Corabelle

Posted 2008-09-24 10:19 PM (#19974 - in reply to #19971)

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Subject: Another myth busted!

Hate to burst your bubble, Chris, but the size of human breasts has no relationship to (human) milk production.

Cora

miss lumpy bumps

Posted 2008-09-24 10:21 PM (#19975 - in reply to #19974)

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Subject: RE: Another myth busted!

Thank you, Cora...I was not about to push this issue...glad you did.

Corabelle

Posted 2008-09-24 10:22 PM (#19976 - in reply to #19972)

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Subject: Poor girl -

I'll bet she has lots of back and shoulder pain. M-o-o-o-o!

Cora

Box kicker

Posted 2008-09-25 5:01 AM (#19978 - in reply to #19952)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

As my hero, Archie Bunker, would say, "Ah Geez, Edith! Now look what you gone and done!"

Fantasy is SO much better than reality!

Ralph Luther

Posted 2008-09-25 5:33 AM (#19979 - in reply to #19952)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

I would gladly rub her shoulders and try to relieve her back pain. Didja notice her little beer belly? She needs some attention there also.
To keep this submarine related, I'm surprised you old worn out CPO's didn't notice that.

Not even Blue noticed as he's the youngest CPO in the lot.

miss lumpy bumps

Posted 2008-09-25 6:34 AM (#19982 - in reply to #19979)

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Isn't "Photo Shop" a wonderful invention...dream on!!!

Gee, Ralph...I think she could "use" a few of my exercises!

Ralph Luther

Posted 2008-09-25 8:53 AM (#19987 - in reply to #19952)

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Patti, I think it best not to comment here. Too many evil minds, don't cha know 10-4.

Edited by Ralph Luther 2008-09-25 8:53 AM

Scrivener

Posted 2008-09-25 9:55 AM (#19991 - in reply to #19952)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

Actually, the project was well underway when tragedy nearly struck. Miss Lola Tate was hired as Project Manager, and she, in turn, recruited a whole battery of milk donors. Miss Tate, however, proved to be a very difficult person to be around, and due to the tension she caused in the workplace, milk production precipitously declined. It got to be so bad that the project was about to be cancelled. Then, oddly enough, Miss Tate disappeared, and when that happened milk production soared. The Company couldn’t understand how this happened, and so they sent a delegation of executives to ask the milk donors how they were now turning out so much milk. The donors’ response was obvious: “It’s easy! We lack Tate!”

Ric

Posted 2008-09-25 9:58 AM (#19992 - in reply to #19991)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

Ohhhhhhh... (looking for my shotgun....)

Ralph Luther

Posted 2008-09-25 10:25 AM (#19994 - in reply to #19952)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

Let's see now--- what was someone saying about Lawyers?

Jim M.

Posted 2008-09-25 12:19 PM (#19996 - in reply to #19991)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

Scrivener - 2008-09-25 9:55 AM

......“It’s easy! We lack Tate!”

Oh no... not that again...

Scrivener

Posted 2008-09-25 12:29 PM (#19997 - in reply to #19952)

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Ralph, they say a lot of things, but one recurrent theme is “suave, sophisticated, urbane, debonnaire, and extremely virile”!! There is a dissenting opinion, but no one pays it any mind.

Speaking of “suave, sophisticated, and debonnaire”: I recall one WestPac run on the Pickerel. Somehow the phrase “suave, sophisticated, and debonnaire” caught on in the Seaman Gang. The phrase came out of nowhere, flourished for a couple of weeks, and then died a natural death. Not one of us 18-year-olds had showered for well over a month, and our clean clothes had been recycled more than once. We stunk to high heaven. Yet, we all repeatedly claimed , several times a day, that we were suave, sophisticated, and debonnaire. I doubt if any one of us knew what we were claiming, but, being 18, that certainly didn’t deter us from saying it.

Ralph Luther

Posted 2008-09-25 2:13 PM (#19999 - in reply to #19952)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

Reminds me of a story, George. While at sea on the 408 for an extended run, us enginemen were overhauling one of our crapped out main engines. We left Charleston with new linears tied down in the engineroom, the upper crank swinging from the overhead,etc.. As you can imagine overhauling can be a very messy,oily, greasy job. We weren't very debonnaire! We wanted to be for when we reentered Charleston, so, our submarine, military minds went to work tosee how we could get some clean clothes together. Ah ha, we put sets of dungarees into a GDU bag and set it into a line locker topside. Over night agitation ought to do the job of cleaning.
Next day we sent a lowly oiler topside when the messcook dumped garbage. Opened the line locker, found the GDU Bag but no clothes. The bag was still closed, so, with our submarine military minds we decided that overnight agitation in salt water is not a good idea. Needless to say, we didn't become debonnaire.

Flapper

Posted 2008-09-25 3:34 PM (#20000 - in reply to #19997)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

Scrivener - 2008-09-25 1:29 PM {snip} Somehow the phrase “suave, sophisticated, and debonnaire” caught on in the Seaman Gang. The phrase came out of nowhere, flourished for a couple of weeks, and then died a natural death. Not one of us 18-year-olds had showered for well over a month, and our clean clothes had been recycled more than once. We stunk to high heaven. Yet, we all repeatedly claimed , several times a day, that we were suave, sophisticated, and debonnaire. I doubt if any one of us knew what we were claiming, but, being 18, that certainly didn’t deter us from saying it.

Yeah, and if your deck apes pronounced it like ours, it was "Swavvy, sophisticated and de-boner", right?

BlackBeard

Posted 2008-09-25 6:05 PM (#20002 - in reply to #20000)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

Flapper - 2008-09-25 3:34 PM

Yeah, and if your deck apes pronounced it like ours, it was "Swavvy, sophisticated and de-boner", right?

Thats exactly as we did on the Gur-fish. Wasn't it a Firesign theater skit?

BB

miss lumpy bumps

Posted 2008-09-25 9:32 PM (#20004 - in reply to #20000)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

Nah, Bob...that's "coots and deboners"...even an NQP like me knows that!!!

Boy Throttleman

Posted 2008-09-27 6:57 PM (#20036 - in reply to #19952)

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Subject: RE: Now this is just stupid... (NSR)

Im gonna buy stock in Dolly Parton Inc

Ralph Luther

Posted 2008-09-28 6:14 AM (#20037 - in reply to #19952)

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I dono Mike. Time does takes its toll---so I'm told.

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