A young wife, her snobby officer husband and a good-looking sub sailor were ship-wrecked on an island.

One morning the sailor made a half-hour climb up a tall cliff overlooking their camp and yelled - "Stop making love down there!"

"What's the matter with you?" asked the husband after the sailor came back down. "We weren't making love."

"Sorry," said the sailor. "from up there it looked like you were."

Every morning after that, the sailor went up to the cliff and yelled the same thing. Finally, the officer decided to climb the cliff and see for himself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top.

"By golly, he's right," said the husband. "It DOES look like they're making love down there!"