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| Subject: An old farmer's advice...(NSR, well maybe it is in a way)
Sorry if it's been posted before...
Billy Bob
An Old Farmer's Advice
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
* Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered ... not yelled.
* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
* Don't judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. |
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Location: Summerville, SC | Subject: RE: An old farmer's advice...(NSR, well maybe it is in a way)
Great words about life. A good life is really simple to come by. I wonder why we make it so difficult at times. |
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| Subject: RE: An old farmer's advice...(NSR, well maybe it is in a way)
Who'd you get to read this to you, ya' ol' reprobate, I didn't include any peectures...
heh heh heh
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Location: Summerville, SC | Subject: RE: An old farmer's advice...(NSR, well maybe it is in a way)
I could cypher a word every now and again and then I remembered it was once one of the sermons given by Rev. Dex that was read by his #1 Concubine whose name escapes me at the present. |
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An old farmer's advice...(NSR, well maybe it is in a way)
