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Plankowner
Posts: 9165
Location: Upper lefthand corner of the map. | Subject: This is REAL bad....
Q: What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
A: Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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Master and Commander
Posts: 2357
| Subject: RE: This is REAL bad....
lol.....very good mate, very good!
Blue *_* |
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Master and Commander
Posts: 2253
Location: Foothills of the Ozarks | Subject: So is this one;
Husband down
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only, $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'
On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down'
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Master and Commander
Posts: 2357
| Subject: RE: So is this one;
EXCELLENT!
Blue *_* |
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