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Doc Gardner

Posted 2008-12-07 4:39 AM (#22288)

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Posts: 2254

Location: Foothills of the Ozarks

Subject: Why I stay in Michigan

WHY I LOVE MICHIGAN AT CHRISTMAS TIME...
When it's Christmas time in Michigan,
And the gentle breezes blow,
About fifty miles an hour
And it's twenty-two below.
You can tell you're in Michigan
'cause the snow's up to your butt,
And you take a breath of Christmas air
And your nose holes both freeze shut.
The weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around,
I could NEVER leave Michigan.
My feet are frozen to the ground.

Ralph Luther

Posted 2008-12-07 4:59 AM (#22289 - in reply to #22288)

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Posts: 6180

Location: Summerville, SC

Subject: RE: Why I stay in Michigan

Michigan, what a wonderful place to be from ------ far from. Be careful in that white crap you call snow-- remember last year.

Sewer Pipe Snipe

Posted 2008-12-07 7:37 AM (#22292 - in reply to #22288)

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Posts: 1796

Location: Albany, GA.

Subject: RE: Why I stay in Michigan

Jeez, and I thought it was because Texas wouldn't have you.

Tom McNulty

Posted 2008-12-07 7:52 AM (#22294 - in reply to #22288)

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Posts: 1455

Subject: RE: Why I stay in Michigan

Doc's on parole and can't leave the state. He was convicted of a federal offense by the ATF for raiding Stoop's liquor supply and transporting cross state lines. His sentancing will be in January and informed sources say his sentance is to spend a week in solitary with an insurance salesman followed by 5 years on house arrest with Ric Hedman wearing two coconut shells and a grass skirt. He will then be released into the custody of Stoops where he will have to watch, but not partake, in single malt Scotch until he goes almost crazy. That should take about 20 minutes. Then he's on parole where he has to play the bagpipes for Turkish prisoners.

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