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At random: Nautilus has long been a popular name for a submarine. Some of the more famous of these are Robert Fulton's NAUTILUS (1800), Jules Verne's fictional Nautilus, and the NAUTILUS of Sir Hubert Wilkins in which he attempted a voyage to the North Pole under the ice (1931). There have also been three U.S. submarines of that name, including the world's first nuclear powered submarine built by the Electric Boat Division.

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RCK

Posted 2008-12-22 11:38 AM (#22756)

Master and Commander

Posts: 1431

Subject: Men Are Happier than Women/NTINS

Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt.?

Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 30 minutes.

No wonder men are happier. Men Are Just Happier People--

men are happier.

Ralph Luther

Posted 2008-12-22 12:36 PM (#22757 - in reply to #22756)

COMSUBBBS

Posts: 6180

Location: Summerville, SC

Subject: RE: Men Are Happier than Women/NTINS

Awwww geeezz Robert!!!!!!!!!! I went and finally got back out of the dog house and here you come along with this BS. Man, don't you realize Christmas is just days away????? If the women folk get wind of this we are in some deep do-do/fecal matter/s**t.

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