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Gil Shaddock |
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Great Sage of the Sea Posts: 557 | Subject: Give To The Bush Library Bush Presidential Library > > > > Dear Fellow Constituent: > > > The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages > and > > accepting donations. > > > > The Library will include: > > > > > > 1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. > > 2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember > > anything. > > 3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to > show up. > > 4. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. > > 5. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. > > 6. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to > > find. > > 7. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling. > > 8. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy. > > 9. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet. > > 10. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make > > you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.) > > 11. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete > > with shooting gallery. > > 12. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty. > > 13. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election. > > 14. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite > > Republican Senators. > > 15. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija > > board, dice, coins, and straws. > > > > Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate > > and view the President's accomplishments. > > > > The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W. Bush: > > > > 1. 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.' > > 2. 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.' > > 3. 'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother > > and child.' > > 4. 'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription > > drugs and medicine.' > > 5. 'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and > > democracy - but that could change.' > > 6. 'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and > > that one word is 'to be prepared'.' > > 7. 'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.' > > 8. 'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments > > in the future.' > > 9. 'The future will be better tomorrow.' > > 10. 'We're going to have the best educated American people in the > > world..' > > 11. 'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some > > fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op) > > 12. 'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not > > having it.' > > 13. 'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.' > > 14. 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the > > impurities in our air and water that are doing it.' > > 15. 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'...George W. Bush > > to Sam Donaldson > > > > PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY! | ||
610ET |
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Old Salt Posts: 438 Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library Pretty stuoid post. | ||
jamitch |
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Mess cooking Posts: 24 Location: Grove, Oklahoma | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library What has this to do with submarines? If I want to read left wing bullcrap I'll go to the Democratic national website! | ||
Gil Shaddock |
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Great Sage of the Sea Posts: 557 | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library What has a lot of the other posts on this BBS have to do with submarines? You aren't required tro read my posts, so the next time you see a post by me, just pass it by. Too bad, that you can't take a joke. | ||
Gil Shaddock |
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Great Sage of the Sea Posts: 557 | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library If you are going to post on here, you should learn how to spell. | ||
610ET |
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Old Salt Posts: 438 Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library Gil Shaddock - 2009-01-21 8:06 PM If you are going to post on here, you should learn how to spell. Fat fingers on the Blackberry. Anyway, pretty stupid post. | ||
609EM1 |
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Senior Crew Posts: 173 Location: Humboldt,Mi | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library One should always proofread before posting to make sure he hasn't mispelt anything or any words out. | ||
Gil |
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Master and Commander Posts: 1608 | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library Gil, I for one thought your post was funny and enjoyed it. Gil | ||
Corabelle |
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COMSUBBBS Posts: 2561 Location: Rapid City, SD | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library I thought it was funny. Many things posted have little to do with submarines. Cora | ||
Blue from West Oz |
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Master and Commander Posts: 2357 | Subject: I too have a sense of humour.... ...and saw it for what it was, cheers. I was however mistaken by the title, I started to get excited.... Blue *_* | ||
Sewer Pipe Snipe |
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Master and Commander Posts: 1796 Location: Albany, GA. | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library Being a Bubblehead, I have got to ask. Was it Laura, or the twins that got you excited? PING! Adjusting sonar to ranging. Hows the love life down under? | ||
Blue from West Oz |
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Master and Commander Posts: 2357 | Subject: disregard this entry Edited by Blue from West Oz 2009-01-22 2:35 AM | ||
GaryKC |
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COMSUBBBS Posts: 3674 Location: Kansas City Missouri | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library I | ||
Launcher Lary |
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Senior Crew Posts: 192 | Subject: RE: Give To The Bush Library heh heh heh...pretty tongue in cheek there Gil, but reading the follow-up posts proved my point to myself, not to post too much here, as the funny bone isn't connected to many headbones 'round chere in many cases...everything posted by a bubblehead is sub related in my opinion, it's a qualified man's opinion, thought, attempt at humor or just plain bait trying to get a mullet to hit a number #5 dry fly...so pardner you just keep 'em comin', I'll keep read and chuckling, Billy Bob | ||
Ric |
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Plankowner Posts: 9165 Location: Upper lefthand corner of the map. | Subject: RE: disregard this entry OK, disregarded... | ||
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