COMSUBBBS
Posts: 3202
Location: Alexandria, Virginia | Subject: Corabelle
Damn right I mised you....How's your sister? Thought about you two a lot. Did Gentry renew my lease on your doghouse. Nobody will send me the combination to that Diebold combination lock on your lingerie and nightie safe....One of the positive things about having your magic word shooter go TU, is that you don't have to spend time in the penalty box for contantly tapdancing around in your own stupidity...Missed you and that wonderful replacement photo. By the way, I was waiting to be called into my doctors office for my annual "TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH" routine, when this motorcycle owner came in looking like he'd gone ten rounds Rocky Balboa...The poor bastard got hit at over 60mph by some what he called a "flying insect"....maybe a flying squirrel...a wild turkey or a twin engine Beechcraft. He looked like Miss Lumpy Bumps gave him a facial massage with an eight pound sledgehammer... missed you Corabelle...and my phone number is (703) 971-3092. When you call,and I'm not here the little Verizon phone pixie hooker will tell you that my phone message box is full....There's a reason for this.... I hate the damn thing...didn't want it...you spend too much time prying stuff out of it....I'm retired, I've got clear tracks from here to the loading dock at the funeral home...Time is no longer my master....My life is now filled with Meg Ryan late night "go to bed"fantasies....learning to fish and wasting hours searching for the small green with black dots HULA-POPPER lure...drinking coffee that floats railroad locomotive parts and checking my traps for a blind, deaf, dumb, big busted, nymphomaniac who owns a chain of liquor stores and comes with a see-through white cotton nightie and loose panty elastic. Cooking chili, rotating tires, and playing gin rummy would be would be very welcome extras...getting to watch her take a bubble bath would also be a great feature. Look at it this way...I am perfectly content with 1940's phone technology....It worked like this...when you were home and the phone rang you answered the damn thing....When you weren't home and the sonuvabitch rang...you didn't...I like that program...I put myself on it.... Corabelle the china shop bull, who loves you has once more wandered into the neighborhood...put an electric fence around your flower beds and fill your birdbath with Johnny Walker RED, I'm home....Your DEX |
Corabelle
