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At random: "Without courage, you might as well not be in it. You’ve got to have courage--moral courage, physical courage--and honor. Honor means telling the truth even when it might not be to your advantage" Retired Capt. Charles W. Rush Jr. (85), Navy Cross recipient, when asked to give advice to Chiefs and Junior Officers in today's submarine service.

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Palm Bay Ken

Posted 2009-05-09 11:09 AM (#26487)

Great Sage of the Sea

Posts: 539

Location: Palm Bay, Florida

Subject: Troop's Sense Of Humor (NSR)

Received this from an airdale cousin of mine"

U.S. troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor.

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

MAD DOG

Posted 2009-05-09 12:24 PM (#26490 - in reply to #26487)

Master and Commander

Posts: 1262

Location: Va.Beach,Va.

Subject: RE: Troop's Sense Of Humor (NSR)

#10 sounds like Ray Stone!

Donald L. Johnson

Posted 2009-05-09 9:10 PM (#26504 - in reply to #26487)

Great Sage of the Sea

Posts: 602

Location: Visalia, Ca.

Subject: RE: Troop's Sense Of Humor (NSR)

RE: #10 - Reminds me of the young fellow at Veterinary School who majored in animal husbandry.......

until they caught him at it.

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