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COMSUBBBS Posts: 2561 Location: Rapid City, SD | Subject: I need a man...for 15 minutes! We Well, you see...it's like this... I re-seeded an area in the back yard where Gracie had 'gone' all winter. I fastened down one of those biodegradble blankets over this area. The constructions say that it should be watered at least twice a day. When I fastened a sextion of hose to the larger hose, I noticed this juncture was leaking. I decided this needed a new gasket, so I put one in. Screwed the two sexions together and turned the water back on. Still leaking profusely. Turned the water off again. Put a second gasket in with the first one. Turned the water back on. Still leaking, only not so badly. I then decided the problem was that my dainty little hands aren't strong enough to screw the two sexions of hose tightly enough. Therefore I need a man. But only for a short time, because we all know that men are tighter screwers than women.  Now, I need to get to work. Cora | ||
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| Subject: RE: I need a man...for 15 minutes! Well dog-gone, Cora, if ya hadn't put the fear to Dex and run him off he'd be there to tend that sort of thing, but then again, I ain't to sure about him being able to screw...things together of course.  | |||
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Great Sage of the Sea Posts: 566 Location: Inyokern, Ca. | Subject: RE: I need a man...for 15 minutes! I'll help you out Cora, I got just what you need. It's nine inches long and will fix all your problems and then some. It's called water pump pliers. BB | ||
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Master and Commander Posts: 1324 Location: Oxnard, CA | Subject: RE: I need a man...for 15 minutes! I'de like to help you Cora, but it's been so long since I screwed anything that I forgot who gets tied up. Besides, if you went out and bought a pair of pliars, it would be cheaper than having all these guys hanging around. Remember the three stages of man! Tri-weekly Try weekly Try weakly  | ||
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| Subject: RE: I need a man...for 15 minutes! Stoops - 2009-05-10 8:24 PM Cora----ya need to move to Texas...it's full of men that respect women and treat them accordingly. Depending on where you plant yourself down...and Texas is a big state with a geography that can give you most of what you like, you will love it here. No income tax, no New England politicians, lots of friendly folk....I imagine that both Dakotas are that way, but just more of us............ If nothing else, come visit for a spell.....................We love to host a "blog" as Blue calls it! Stoops~ Now we all know that's not what our Good old BootCamp CC said about what's in Texas... | |||
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COMSUBBBS Posts: 3202 Location: Alexandria, Virginia | |||
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