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| Subject: New Medicine for Moms in Labor My friends wife had a baby last week..while in the delivery room the doc says "hey we have this new practice here for handling the Mother's labor pain. Unfortunitly it does have a Voodoo origin but it has been working great!" What we do is magically transfer the Mom's labor pain to the Father.. we can do it a little increments but it has helped moms out greatly. Are you interested??? By then his wife was well along in labor and in great pain.. He said hell yeh I'll take 15% of her pain.. The Doc says aba Kadabra and my friend says wow I can'T feel anything almost feel nothing.. His wife's pain was reduced greatly.. My friend says lets try 75%.. The Doc says are you sure? My friend says let's do it.. "aba Kadabra"... Wow this is great.. I feel almost no pain..Look at my Wife she's almost smiling...Heck Doc give me 100% Okay... Aba Kadabra".. This is amazing my friend says I feel no pain and my wife is also feeling no pain.. What a wonderful procedure Doc ... My Friend and his wife thanked the good Doc for the wonderful experience.. Later that night while walking up his side walk to his house he tripped over something.. Getting up and focusing on what tripped him up .. to his shock and horror there lay the dead body of his mailman !!!!!!!! Groooooooaner but I'll wager a few laughed.  | |||
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