so of you have to be old enough to remember this day in history at least

I know it was previously post but it came in the email just like this one

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has
done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so
much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that
she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so
much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed..

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money he'd given her.

Then

He married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than
on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be
a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there will be
five fewer people laughing in the world.