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At random: Habitability is heavily stressed in the construction of modern submarines. Specially designed color schemes, mechanical conveniences, air conditioning, and the best chow in the Navy are supplied to make the vessels more livable. A full time staff is maintained by Electric Boat Division to work out 'human engineering' problems.

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Ric

Posted 2009-08-30 11:41 AM (#30217)

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Subject: The guy who made this should have been a boat sailor

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/ae83/

Stoops

Posted 2009-08-30 2:05 PM (#30222 - in reply to #30217)

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Subject: RE: The guy who made this should have been a boat sailor

Ric,

I immediately came to the conclusion that you, Whalen, KC, were major players in the design of that device, you sadistic worms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doc Gardner could have been on the consulting board.

Doc Gardner

Posted 2009-08-30 2:25 PM (#30223 - in reply to #30222)

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Subject: RE: The guy who made this should have been a boat sailor

Stoops - 2009-08-30 5:05 PM

Ric,

I immediately came to the conclusion that you, Whalen, KC, were major players in the design of that device, you sadistic worms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doc Gardner could have been on the consulting board.

Hey Dave; I don't need any gadgets to mess up your thinking; I just need to mention our favorite Utility and you get the "deer in the headlights" look. Maybe I'll embed their LOGO as your screen saver.

Stoops

Posted 2009-08-30 4:27 PM (#30224 - in reply to #30217)

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Subject: RE: The guy who made this should have been a boat sailor

Wow, Doc...that is arrogance to think You could mess up my thinking when there are so many more influences that directly affect my well being.....you aren't one of them, thankfully.

I can't comment any further and you all know why.........

Bad enough I have to put up with a bunch of old ugly guys trying to buy back their youth with a PO to Harley Davidson and pray they don't kill themselves on a quest to recapture that which can't be recaptured! But it should be beautiful scenery on that impossible quest.............

I'd love to be with you, but I think Ralph has already volunteered to provide the means to scrape your over exuberant remains off the highway and dispose of them appropriately!

Thanks, Ralph. I am sure many states would be grateful to you!

Ralph Luther

Posted 2009-08-30 6:30 PM (#30236 - in reply to #30224)

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Subject: RE: The guy who made this should have been a boat sailor

Dave, there are some very big wolves, bears and vultures up there that can make haste with any remains.

miss lumpy bumps

Posted 2009-08-30 10:07 PM (#30241 - in reply to #30224)

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Location: Wappingers Falls, NY

Subject: RE: The guy who made this should have been a boat sailor

Uh, Dave...boys will be boys...NO MATTER WHAT AGE THEY ACHIEVE!!! (SMILE)

chiefjoe

Posted 2009-08-31 5:35 AM (#30247 - in reply to #30217)

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Subject: RE: The guy who made this should have been a boat sailor

I have been providing computer tech support for too long, but this reminds me of one instant where I went on a call and the user complained of arbitrary keyboard entries appearing occasionally for no reason.

As usual I ask if she could show me such an event. We waited for almost 5 minutes and sure enough as she got tired, it happened. A few characters appeared.

I tried as tactfully as I could, recommended she pack up her chair while at the computer. She was a well endowed young lady and she had a unusual talent. While looking at the screen her breasts would at times rest on the keyboard and enter data.

I think this method much more entertaining than some of electronic box doing the typing.

Joe P

Ric

Posted 2009-08-31 8:01 AM (#30254 - in reply to #30247)

Plankowner

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Location: Upper lefthand corner of the map.

Subject: RE: The guy who made this should have been a boat sailor

WOW Typing breasts!!! ....and able to use a QWERTY keyboard!

whalen

Posted 2009-08-31 8:24 AM (#30256 - in reply to #30217)

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Location: Citrus County FL

Subject: RE: The guy who made this should have been a boat sailor

IF....I had been in on the design of this thing I would have made it insert random carriage returns and had it installed on Dex's computer....

Ralph Luther

Posted 2009-08-31 9:15 AM (#30259 - in reply to #30256)

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Subject: RE: The guy who made this should have been a boat sailor

So what you are saying, Bill, is Dex needs one of them thar new "smart boards"?

whalen

Posted 2009-08-31 12:49 PM (#30275 - in reply to #30217)

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Posts: 606

Location: Citrus County FL

Subject: RE: The guy who made this should have been a boat sailor

Smart board? That's nothing like a death panel is it?

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