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At random: "I saw the submariners, the way they stood aloof and silent, watching their pigboat with loving eyes. They are alone in the Navy. I admired the PT boys. And I often wondered how the aviators had the courage to go out day after day and I forgave their boasting. But the submariners! In the entire fleet they stand apart!” -- James Michener

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Gil Shaddock

Posted 2009-10-08 12:17 PM (#31395)

Great Sage of the Sea

Posts: 557

Subject: And, if you think your job is hard ...

When you have a ' I Hate My Job' day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your WALGREENS and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '

Now ... aren't you glad you don't work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson?

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

Land Lubber

Posted 2009-10-08 3:00 PM (#31399 - in reply to #31395)

Old Salt

Posts: 402

Subject: RE: And, if you think your job is hard ...

Do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

(it's the tast!)

Sorry I couldn't resist

Take Care,
Steve

miss lumpy bumps

Posted 2009-10-08 3:19 PM (#31400 - in reply to #31399)

COMSUBBBS

Posts: 2540

Location: Wappingers Falls, NY

Subject: RE: And, if you think your job is hard ...

OOOOOO...YUCK...!! that was soooooo bad!!! ; > ))))

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