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COMSUBBBS
Posts: 2672
Location: New Jersey | Subject: Rules of Conduct
Subject: Rules Of Conduct of the Different Branches
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> Marine Corps Rules:
> 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
> 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
> 3. Have a plan.
> 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
> 5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
> 6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a '4.'
> 7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
> 8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
> 9. Use cover and concealment as much as possible.
> 10. Flank your adversary when possible.. Protect yours.
> 11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
> 12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
> 13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
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> Navy SEALS Rules:
> 1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
> 2. Kill every living thing within view.
> 3. Adjust speedo.
> 4. Check hair in mirror.
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> US Army Rangers Rules:
> 1. Walk 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
> 2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
> 3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing.
> 4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
> 5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.
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> US Army Rules:
> 1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
> 2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
> 3. Curse bitterly.
> 4. Curse bitterly.
> 5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.
> 6. Curse bitterly.
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> US Air Force Rules:
> 1. Have a cocktail.
> 2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
> 3. See what's on HBO.
> 4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?'
> 5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point presentation.
> 6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
> 7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
> 8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally.
> 9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
> 10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.
> 11. In the air force, we almost always get our officers to do the fighting.
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> US Navy Rules:
> 1. Go to Sea.
> 2. Drink Coffee.
> 3. Deploy Marines |
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Old Salt
Posts: 489
Location: San Freakcisco CA area | Subject: RE: Rules of Conduct
Jeez, Joe - don't scare us old farts like that - I thought we had just picked up a Duty Executive Hall Monitor! [shades of an earlier era in a different place, if you know what I mean ...] |
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COMSUBBBS
Posts: 3673
Location: Kansas City Missouri | Subject: RE: Rules of Conduct
Joe, I'd really like to get a printed copy of this, my local shop doesn't have it, where did I go wrong?
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Old Salt
Posts: 431
| Subject: RE: Rules of Conduct, like mine better
US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Fire Torpedo's sinking everything in sight
3. Head home, drink booze, get laid
4. Repeat as necessary
Edited by Boy Throttleman 2009-10-25 7:38 AM
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