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At random: The USS NAUTILUS SSN 571 steamed 60,000 miles on a lump of Uranium the size of a golf ball. A diesel powered submarine would have required 3,000,000 gallons or 300 railway tank cars of oil.

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Posted 2007-09-30 7:47 PM (#7922)

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Subject: time for a little light hearted laughter

> Subject:Would you Re-marry?
>
> Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
> over at him and asks the question.
>
> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
>
> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
>
> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
>
> WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look)
>
> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
>
> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house."
>
> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
>
> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new."
>
> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
>
> HUSBAND: " That would seem like the proper thing to do."
>
> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
>
> HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own."
>
> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"
>
> HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times."
>
> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"
>
> HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed."
>
> WIFE: - silence -
>
> HUSBAND: ". . . s**t."

Ralph Luther

Posted 2007-10-01 4:18 AM (#7924 - in reply to #7922)

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Posts: 6180

Location: Summerville, SC

Subject: RE: time for a little light hearted laughter

You've got to be very, very careful when being interegated under all circumstances. BTDT <:~)))

Bob Melley

Posted 2007-10-01 6:59 AM (#7928 - in reply to #7922)

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Posts: 256

Subject: RE: time for a little light hearted laughter

Fortunately.......my wife doesn't play golf.........tincanman

nhegge

Posted 2007-10-01 9:42 AM (#7929 - in reply to #7922)

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Posts: 40

Subject: RE: time for a little light hearted laughter

BTDT , stuck with no . Cause any other marrage would be disappointing , she hasn't asked again ; )

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