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Master and Commander
Posts: 2254
Location: Foothills of the Ozarks | Subject: Took my first unaided steps today
Hilda the Hun armed with a cattle prod, whistle, riding crop and dressed in jackboots and jodphurs got me to take my first steps today without my crutches. I didn't fall down and I have learned the true meaning of "chu vill enjoy dis; am I klear?".
Actually, she is very nice, very professional and doesn't take any crap or excuses. She then hooked me up to some electric gizmo for 20 minutes but all they got was my name, rank and serial number and I got a 20 minute nap.
My early morning walks have taken on a whole new dimension. I hope to shed the crutches by the end of this week.
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Old Salt
Posts: 256
| Subject: RE: Took my first unaided steps today
I'd lay off the roller skates for another couple of weeks if I were you......... |
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COMSUBBBS
Posts: 6180
Location: Summerville, SC | Subject: RE: Took my first unaided steps today
Vot ever Hilda vonts Hilda gets. If it's roller blades it VILL BE roller blades.
Ain't that right Doc? |
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Master and Commander
Posts: 1796
Location: Albany, GA. | Subject: RE: Took my first unaided steps today
Jeez, some folks have all the fun. Wonder what kind of bribe could affect her judgement as to how hard you should be working. If you were in a Navy Hospital, they would have you swabing halls for theropy. |
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