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Doc Gardner

Posted 2008-06-13 4:26 AM (#16673)

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Location: Foothills of the Ozarks

Subject: The real story of my leg is finally revealed

The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate

As you all know my wife and I live near a city filled with crime. Since we are getting older we decided to get a guard dog.
So one day my wife went to the pet store and said, "I need a good guard dog."

And the clerk replied, "Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But she knows karate."

My wife didn't believe him so he said to the dog, "Karate that chair."

The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog, "Karate that table." The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.

So my wife bought the dog and brought it home. It's a cute little dog but I was expecting a big guard dog. She told me that it knew karate, and me and my smart mouth said "Karate my ass!"?
Fortunately for me the dog couldn't jump that high and only broke my leg.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

GaryKC

Posted 2008-06-13 6:01 AM (#16675 - in reply to #16673)

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Location: Kansas City Missouri

Subject: RE: The real story of my leg is finally revealed

Doc, thanks for the "REAL" story.

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sister5lp

Posted 2008-06-13 7:44 AM (#16677 - in reply to #16673)

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Posts: 46

Location: east river, South Dakota

Subject: RE: The real story of my leg is finally revealed

Hmmmm, now that sounds like s tory my brothers would tell, except they would make it a really nasty cat or such, never a small dog

You forgot to tell us how the dog is doing now?

Sewer Pipe Snipe

Posted 2008-06-13 1:42 PM (#16690 - in reply to #16673)

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Posts: 1796

Location: Albany, GA.

Subject: RE: The real story of my leg is finally revealed

I know all about them dogs. My two have taken up Judo. They will trip me up in a minute. Especially if I am carrying anything ediable. I never knew it was so easy for them to throw me on the ground. Since the Airdale no longer has hogs to fight, she has taken to hating squirrels. I have learned not to innocently get between her and her intended target. Friendship seems to go by the wayside, and anyone in the way had better move, or they will have paw prints across there butt.

RCK

Posted 2008-06-14 7:34 AM (#16705 - in reply to #16673)

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Subject: RE: The real story of my leg is finally revealed

When I read that I fell outta my chair laughing. I read it to my wife and she about s**t her britches laughing. Good one Doc!!!

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