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Stoops

Posted 2008-12-02 12:48 PM (#22079)

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Posts: 1405

Location: Houston, TX (Best state in the US)

Subject: I'm not even implying these folks are related to Ralph

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. .'

2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'

1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's noth in'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warsh in' machines!'

1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'

2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'

3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'

1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'
3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker.

Blue from West Oz

Posted 2008-12-02 12:57 PM (#22081 - in reply to #22079)

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Posts: 2357

Subject: Speaking of 'Dumb' as you were....

... the boy from South Carolina ( Ralph ) fell from the 3rd floor window as he was ironing his curtains.....

( c'mon, it's 0555, give me a break, laugh! )

Blue *_*

Ralph Luther

Posted 2008-12-02 1:19 PM (#22082 - in reply to #22079)

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Posts: 6180

Location: Summerville, SC

Subject: RE: I'm not even implying these folks are related to Ralph

CAN"T GET ME , DAVE!!!!!!

Not even with Blue's help.

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