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At random: Among the 'first' that Electric Boat Division has introduced into American submarines, have been the marine Diesel engine, the perfected use of the storage battery, the combination of battery and internal combustion engine, and the world's first adaptation of nuclear energy to propulsion in the USS NAUTILUS.

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Stoops

Posted 2008-12-02 12:48 PM (#22079)

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Location: Houston, TX (Best state in the US)

Subject: I'm not even implying these folks are related to Ralph

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. .'

2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'

1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's noth in'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warsh in' machines!'

1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'

2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'

3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.'

1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'
3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker.

Blue from West Oz

Posted 2008-12-02 12:57 PM (#22081 - in reply to #22079)

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Posts: 2357

Subject: Speaking of 'Dumb' as you were....

... the boy from South Carolina ( Ralph ) fell from the 3rd floor window as he was ironing his curtains.....

( c'mon, it's 0555, give me a break, laugh! )

Blue *_*

Ralph Luther

Posted 2008-12-02 1:19 PM (#22082 - in reply to #22079)

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Posts: 6180

Location: Summerville, SC

Subject: RE: I'm not even implying these folks are related to Ralph

CAN"T GET ME , DAVE!!!!!!

Not even with Blue's help.

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